It was a cold Sunday morning. Sempi doesn't want to leave the house. I'm trying to convince him to go out for family brunch. Yoshi is still getting ready.
Sempi: I don't want to go. I want to stay home and play legos.
Me: If you want to stay home, that's fine. I'm going out for brunch.
Me: I'm taking Vian with me.
Sempi: Ok, you can take Vian and I'll stay with Amma.
Me: Nope, I'm taking my wife with me.
Sempi: Ugh! Appaaaa ...... Fine. We'll all go.
Me: Alright, hurry up and put on your shoes.
Sempi: Hold on, let's wait for our wife.
Me: Hey! She's my wife, not our wife.