Falsetto dude and the Fat man

A typical conversation between my wife and I: 

Playing Ne Me Quitte Pas by Nina Simone

Yoshi : Ow! What is that abomination? 
Amjith: It's a french song sung by the great Nina Simone.
Yoshi : It's a woman? Sounded like a dude singing in falsetto.
Yoshi : I'm leaving the room if you don't change the song.
Amjith: FINE. You play something then.

Yoshi puts on Ave Maria by Pavarotti. 

I wait for 2 mins.

Amjith: Hey! Your fat man seems to be yelling at Maria. 

Yosh leaves the room and I sleep on the couch.

The End