Yoshi is sitting on the floor wiping some of Sempi's pee.
Sempi runs up to her from behind and gives her a hug.
Yoshi: Aw! Thank you sweetie.
Sempi: I'm not hugging you, I'm waiting for my piggy back ride.
Yoshi: Of course you are...
This is part of Sempi's potty training series.
Today he successfully pooped in his portable potty.
Sempi: Appa the poop looks like a hot dog.
Me: Thanks man, thanks for that imagery. I'm glad I'm a vegetarian.
We're potty training Sempi. You've been warned.
Sempi: Appa would you like some chocolate juice.
Me: Chocolate Juice? Sure. (I'm highly suspicious)
Sempi: Come to the bathroom I'll make you some chocolate juice.
Me: (My suspicions were confirmed?)
Sempi runs to the bathroom and uses the spring loaded toilet paper holder as his juicer. Makes blender sounds while pressing down on his juicer.
Sempi: Here you go. (Hands me a pretend cup)
I'm somewhat relieved.
Sempi: I need your debit card to pay.
Happy New Year 2016
Yoshi is baking a strawberry cake. I'm helping Sempi squeeze some oranges to make orange juice.
Me: We're almost done squeezing.
Sempi: I like my orange juice with poop.
Me: You what?
Sempi: I like my orange juice with poooop. Pooolp.
Me: Oh you mean pulp. I see. *phew*
We had some delicious cake and drank orange juice with puuuulp.
Days after Christmas, it starts snowing in Portland. We are all excited to stay in and watch the snow.
I start to have a casual conversation with Yoshi's belly (she's pregnant).
Me: Hey! Sleepy head. Wake up. Let's see you kick.
Me: Do you like Superman or Batman?
Me: Do you like Garbage Truck or Dump Truck?
Sempi drops his toys and comes running towards us.
Yoshi: Appa is talking to Jelly Bean (name of the fetus).
Sempi: Get out, Jelly bean.
Runs back to his toys, content with the feeling that he has helped somehow.