Conversation with a 2 yo

Me: Do you like Superman? 

Sempi: No

Me: How about Batman?

Sempi: No

Me: Who do you like? 

Sempi: Amma

Me: Aww. Do you like Appa? 

Sempi: Yeah (matter of fact voice). 

Sempi: I like you when you're at work. I don't like you when you're home. 

Me: o_O

Conversations with a 2 yo

Sempi insisted on doing laundry, helping put away the clothes and sweeping the floor. 

Yoshi: When did you become such a big boy?

Sempi: Three minutes ago. 

Continues sweeping the floor with a big smile and a song. 

Sempi: I'm a street sweeper with a broom in my hand.  

Conversations with a 2 year old - Part 3

One lazy Saturday morning, I’m sitting in my chair in the living room. Sempi is playing with his trucks on the floor.

I pick up my laptop and open the lid. He brings his cement mixer truck, gently closes my laptop.

Sempi: Appa no work. Play with Gumps.

Then proceeds to drive his toy truck on the laptop lid making truck sounds.