Sempi and I are playing early in the morning on a Thursday.
Me: I have to go brush my teeth.
Sempi: Why?
Me: I have to get ready to go to work.
Sempi: No. Don't go to work. Do inside work. (that's his phrase for working from home).
Me: No, Sempi I have to go into work today.
Sempi: Why?
Me: Because "The Man" wants me to come into work. (You should know that I troll my son... a lot).
Sempi: What Man? Who Man?
Me: Haha.
At this point I start brushing my teeth and Sempi comes into the bathroom and still curious about the man.
Sempi: Which guy? Is it Joe? (Joe is my teammate at NewRelic).
Watch out Joe, he was a bit upset about me leaving to work and he thinks you're the "Man".