When we were in Italy, we visited the Ufizzi museum and saw a lot of old world statues. There was one statue of a warrior holding a shield in his hand. I told the kids that it is Captain Italy who happens to be the cousin of Captain America. Obviously, neither of them believed me and Sempi groaned at my lame joke.
Recently Vian started potty training. He's proud of wearing his underwear and strikes a pose every now and then.
Me: Vian you look like Captain Underpants.
Vian: No Appa. I'm like Captain Italy, remember.
Me: Haha. Was Captain Italy wearing underpants?
Vian: No Appa. Captain Italy was wearing his penis.
Of course, I forgot that the statue was naked. All the statues were naked.