Sempi and I are at the swap n' play (an indoor play area). He's playing with a crane toy and I'm sitting on a chair staring at my phone.
He deicides to rescue me from my boredom and brings three dinosaur toys to me and says "Appa, here, play with me".
So I join him at the table with three dinosaurs. Here's the ensuing conversation:
Me: Here's a Triceratops, it says, "Woof, Woof".
Me: Here's a Stegosaurs, "Oink, Oink".
Sempi: *intent stare*
Me: Here's a Brontosaurus, "Mooo, Mooo"
Sempi: No appa, this one says "Grooo", this one says "Bloooo" and this one says "Octopus Stew".
My little Dr. Suess with his rhyming stories.