Yoshi was washing her face in the bathroom while Vian was playing with the bathroom scale.
Yoshi: Why is it upside down?
Vian: Appaaaa
Yoshi: Appa did it?
Vian: Appaaa
Yoshi: oh, appa did it
Vian: Appaaa Appaaa
Yoshi: no Vian, you did it
Vian: (silence)
All of this happened while I was at work. Appa means dad in Tamil.