I am kind of a celebrity at home for making really bad dad jokes.
Me: What does Darth Vader have for breakfast?
Kids: Um. What?
Me: Dark Toast!
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Sempi (7yo) decided that he's going to try his hand.
Sempi: Why does Darth Baker make cookies in space?
Me: Um. Why?
Sempi: Because they go well with the Milky Way.
I'm impressed by his ability to make up a joke on the spot.