We're at our ancestral village attending a family function. The priest is chanting the mantras at the top of his voice.
Sempi: Appa, why is he yelling at us?
Me: He's not yelling Sempi, he's chanting.
Me: He's summoning God.
Sempi: There is no God.
Me: Hahaha. Who told you that?
Sempi: You did.
I don't remember teaching him that, but I'm proud he got the message. :)