Sempi is playing in his room with some construction cones and trucks. He usually narrates his gameplay.
I walk into the room and right at the moment he says:
"Caution! Caution! Oversize load"
I wonder if it's coincidence or subliminal messaging.
Yoshi: Let me cut that chocolate bar in half.
Sempi: Why?
Yoshi: Because it is too much.
Sempi: I want too much.
Fine summer evening, I'm taking Sempi on a walk. He's carrying a flash light and shining it on every piece of object on the side walk and asking me questions.
Sempi: Appa, what is this?
Me: It's a rock.
Sempi: Oh. What is this?
Me: That's a piece of paper.
Sempi: Oh. What is this?
Me: It's a cigarette. Actually it's a cigarette butt.
Sempi: Huh? Do you keep it in the butt?
Me: Hahahaha. No. Sempi. *Still laughing uncontrollably*
Sempi: Hehehe. *Starts laughing*
He knows when he's made a joke, even though he has no clue why it's funny.
Me: Do you like Superman?
Sempi: No
Me: How about Batman?
Sempi: No
Me: Who do you like?
Sempi: Amma
Me: Aww. Do you like Appa?
Sempi: Yeah (matter of fact voice).
Sempi: I like you when you're at work. I don't like you when you're home.
Me: o_O
Sempi insisted on doing laundry, helping put away the clothes and sweeping the floor.
Yoshi: When did you become such a big boy?
Sempi: Three minutes ago.
Continues sweeping the floor with a big smile and a song.
Sempi: I'm a street sweeper with a broom in my hand.